Okay, now for something cheerful.  Here's another game. Enjoy! 


1) What did you have for dinner?

2) What time is it right now?

3) Name something that is brown.

4) Can you burp the alphabet?

5) Do you like Chinese Food?

6) If your neighbor throws a baseball through your kitchen window on purpose, what would you do or say?

7) You are waiting in line to buy tickets to a concert or movie when you hear two guys behind you begin to argue. What do you do?

8 ) Fill in the blanks to this part of the song "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic.

We've been ______ most our lives
Living in an _____  paradise
I've ____  butter once or twice
Living in ________
It's hard work and ________
Living in __________
We sell ______ at discount price
Living in _______ paradise

9) You drive past a parked car on the side of the road and accidentally knock off their side mirror. What do you do?

10) You forgot to get a birthday gift for someone you know. You look around the house to see what you could give as a gift. What is it?

1) What did you have for dinner?
Beans on bread and Monterey Jack cheese, oatmeal cookies, water and milk.


2) What time is it right now?
4:40 a.m.

3) Name something that is brown.
Brownie

4) Can you burp the alphabet?
Nope

5) Do you like Chinese Food?
Yup

6) If your neighbor throws a baseball through your kitchen window on purpose, what would you do or say?
Throw back a bowling ball through his window. :P

7) You are waiting in line to buy tickets to a concert or movie when you hear two guys behind you begin to argue. What do you do?
Push hard to fart and try not to giggle as they scatter away. :P

8 ) Fill in the blanks to this part of the song "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic.

We've been farting most our lives
Living in an outdated outhouse paradise
I've squirted, from my armpits, butter once or twice
Living in a garage
It's hard work and stinky
Living in a cardboard box near the gutter
We sell diapers at discount price
Living in a flea paradise

9) You drive past a parked car on the side of the road and accidentally knock off their side mirror. What do you do?
Leave a note saying, "You're lucky I didn't break through your whole car. Next time park closer to the curb. Signed, Yura Dork 1-800-retard." :P

10) You forgot to get a birthday gift for someone you know. You look around the house to see what you could give as a gift. What is it?
A box to put one of the pigeons (that live on the roof). :P

Some of the answers are not true, LOL! Just being funny. :P :)

Haha so which of those answers are true? And why up so early?! 4.40 am, I don't even know what that time is lol!

1) Well it's lunchtime here at the moment, so for last night's dinner I had fish and chips, and for tonight's dinner I'm having roast dinner . But had an apple for lunch

2) 1.43 pm

3) Chocolate!

4) Ew, no lol!

5) LOVE Chinese food, it's my favourite kind

6) Keep it

7) Eavesdrop into the conversation, see what they're arguing about, 'cos I'm nosy lol!

We've been dancing most of our lives
Living in a disco paradise
I've slipped on butter once or twice
Living in a boogie-down paradise
It's hard work and funky
Living in shoes that are clunky (see I tried to make it rhyme lol!)
We sell grooves at discount price
Living in a disco paradise


9) Leave the Joker's calling card on their windscreen muahahah!

10) One of my abundance of un-used photo frames, or steal the flowers from the living room

Love some of your answers lol!

BTW, if you like Weird Ali Yankovic, have you heard 'Eat It', 'Can't Watch This' and 'White and Nerdy'? They're hilarious parodies too!

HAHAHHA! Oh my, that is genius! You got the song to rhyme!

LOL, my answers to questions 6 to 10 are not true. I was hyper last night when I was coming up with questions and lol that my brother asked me, "What?"

Oh yeah!! My brother and I love Weird al! He's hilarious! In fact, it's funny because we were listening to "Amish Paradise" (That's why I picked that song to add here) and "White and Nerdy" and "It's all about the Pentiums." LOL!! I don't remember watching the "Can't watch this" video.

LOL! I'm glad you liked it!

Yeah, I haven't seen the video for 'Can't Watch This', only heard it, but it's a good parody of MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' . I think Weird Al Yankovic is very clever with his parodies! His one about Ebay was the first one I ever heard, have you heard that one? That's funny too

Good morning. Thank ya for the visit. I enjoyed your comment very much. Cool! Great minds think alike.

I enjoyed your 'game time' even though it was a bit challenging to my old brain this early in the morning. lol

Wishing you a lovely rest of the day!

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1) What did you have for dinner?
beef roast, potatoes & carrots

2) What time is it right now?
6:45 am

3) Name something that is brown.
chocolate

4) Can you burp the alphabet?
No, that's gross

5) Do you like Chinese Food?
Some of it

6) If your neighbor throws a baseball through your kitchen window on purpose, what would you do or say?
How old is the neighbor throwing the ball?
If it was a child, I'd tell his parents and expect to be compensated for damages.
If it's an adult and I was afraid of them, I'd call 911 (and expect compensation too)

7) You are waiting in line to buy tickets to a concert or movie when you hear two guys behind you begin to argue. What do you do?
Step as far away from them as I could and if it continues to heat up, I'd either drop back to the end of the line or just leave.

8 ) Fill in the blanks to this part of the song "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic.

We've been round most our lives
Living in an earthly paradise
I've eaten butter once or twice
Living in an underground highrise
It's hard work and satisfys
Living in amongst the twilight
We sell dreams at discount price
Living in enchanted paradise

9) You drive past a parked car on the side of the road and accidentally knock off their side mirror. What do you do? I'd leave a note with my contact info on the window.

10) You forgot to get a birthday gift for someone you know. You look around the house to see what you could give as a gift. What is it? for a female a decorative candle. for a male fishing lures. for a child a craft book with supplies. for a baby I'd make it a quilt or pillow or stuffed toy.

Emma,

Yeah, i love the ebay song too. It's funny!!! Now I feel like listening to his songs again.

Dee,

Oh wow, we do seem to have a lot in common, awesome!! I'm so glad you enjoyed my comment over at your blog.

I enjoyed reading your answers. When I was thinking up questions for this game, I was kinda worried that it would seem complicated. You did an awesome job! Next time, I'll try to make it easier.

Lol! I went to listen to 'Can't Watch This' again after writing that comment! I've always wanted to have my laptop or iPod with me in the living room when one of my family puts a rubbish programme on on the TV, then I can immediately start playing them that song lol!

I feel like such a nerd lol

LOL!!! Don't worry, you are not alone.